Join Xia and I as we celebrate my birthday with the wildest, messiest party. Before Xia arrives I get naughty and messy to warm up. I spin the Wheel of Messy Fortune, play with my hitachi wand and dildo, and play "spin the bottle" with messy balloons. I cover my entire body with blue and purple frosting until I'm completely unrecognizable, and cover my ass and titties in hot wax and sprinkles. Mid-waxing, Xia arrives! I welcome her with a big messy hug and a big butt plug (her first-ever). I fill her shiny pink one piece with mayonnaise and give her some juicy wedgies and spanks before I blindfold her and give her messy shampoos and pie her, and fuck her face with a dildo. We play in custard, mustard, cream cheese, nacho cheese, frosting, cake, gunge, ketchup, ranch, mayonnaise, mac and cheese, ketchup, sprinkles and so much more. I fuck Xia with a strap on doggy style while head dunking her in a bucket of slop. We then eat each other out until we make each other cum. We sit on two big, beautiful birthday cakes at the same time and smother each other's booties with all of the cake before Xia gives me a good ass eating. We play "Pop Goes the Weasel: Pie Edition" with my table that has a hole in it! We take turns pieing each other as we pop our head through the hole. We test how well we know each other in a game of "Cheese the Loser" and then Xia goes upside down in the table before I slime her with a ton of green gunge (and then macaroni and cheese, which I ate off of her butt). Then it was my turn to climb on the table and get the special birthday treatment. Xia covers my ass in pink frosting and sprinkles and then fucks me doggy style with the largest dildo I own. She pulls my hair and rides me hard. Then, she eats me out. I felt like quite the birthday princess. We finish out the show with a ton of dancing in the slop and playing with a tub of sour cream. Xia gives me a lap dance, covers me with a big ol' tub of custard and we make out in the mess. Thank you Xia <3 you made this birthday one I'll never forget.